{"slip": { "id": 209, "advice": "Most things done in secrecy are better left undone."}}
{"fact":"Today there are about 100 distinct breeds of the domestic cat.","length":62}
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{"slip": { "id": 63, "advice": "If you're squashed close to strangers on public transport, try not to be rude to them. No one likes those situations."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 187, "advice": "The sun always shines above the clouds."}}
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