{"slip": { "id": 51, "advice": "It's wrong to be right."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 6, "advice": "Never cut your own fringe."}}
{"slip": { "id": 137, "advice": "You're not that important; it's what you do that counts."}}
{"slip": { "id": 1, "advice": "Remember that spiders are more afraid of you, than you are of them."}}
{"slip": { "id": 77, "advice": "Mercy is the better part of justice."}}
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{"fact":"The most popular pedigreed cat is the Persian cat, followed by the Main Coon cat and the Siamese cat.","length":101}
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