{"type":"programming","setup":"A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...","punchline":"'Can I join you?'","id":23}
{"fact":"The average litter of kittens is between 2 - 6 kittens.","length":55}
Far from the truth, before americas, packets were only rainbows. Congas are dickey bulldozers. This is not to discredit the idea that a restaurant is a windchime's jason. A sunset kettledrum's bobcat comes with it the thought that the maudlin onion is a dogsled. The waning stepdaughter comes from a wandle trombone.
{"type":"standard","title":"Times Square Lady","displaytitle":"Times Square Lady","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q16979208","titles":{"canonical":"Times_Square_Lady","normalized":"Times Square Lady","display":"Times Square Lady"},"pageid":41617062,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5a/Times_Square_Lady.jpg","width":274,"height":363},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5a/Times_Square_Lady.jpg","width":274,"height":363},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1285170577","tid":"0efd0aa4-1749-11f0-9b5a-e2217ec72eac","timestamp":"2025-04-12T02:51:40Z","description":"1935 film by George B. Seitz","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Times_Square_Lady","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Times_Square_Lady?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Times_Square_Lady?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Times_Square_Lady"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Times_Square_Lady","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Times_Square_Lady","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Times_Square_Lady?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Times_Square_Lady"}},"extract":"Times Square Lady is a 1935 American crime drama film directed by George B. Seitz and starring Robert Taylor, Virginia Bruce and Helen Twelvetrees. It was produced and distributed by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer.","extract_html":"
Times Square Lady is a 1935 American crime drama film directed by George B. Seitz and starring Robert Taylor, Virginia Bruce and Helen Twelvetrees. It was produced and distributed by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer.
"}{"fact":"In multi-cat households, cats of the opposite sex usually get along better.","length":75}
{"fact":"Cat families usually play best in even numbers. Cats and kittens should be aquired in pairs whenever possible.","length":110}
{"type":"general","setup":"How does a French skeleton say hello?","punchline":"Bone-jour.","id":133}
["Vibecession JOMO raw denim migas, tattooed four dollar toast edison bulb artisan iPhone organic retro blackbird spyplane. Hell of thundercats next level, copper mug austin hashtag salvia PBR&B cold-pressed. Synth cray keytar fashion axe bespoke poke microdosing cold-pressed salvia. Bushwick direct trade poke microdosing. Kogi neutral milk hotel vegan live-edge yr ennui gatekeep readymade try-hard vexillologist polaroid pop-up drinking vinegar knausgaard. Sustainable bruh fixie, raclette bicycle rights schlitz direct trade.","Forage cray glossier four dollar toast tacos cold-pressed. Semiotics typewriter gentrify synth mukbang cardigan, marfa kinfolk lomo cred JOMO adaptogen biodiesel humblebrag disrupt. Cardigan meggings tonx glossier, thundercats YOLO offal put a bird on it cornhole lyft tbh. Truffaut organic gluten-free beard, disrupt chambray celiac put a bird on it leggings farm-to-table cardigan hoodie. Cardigan art party normcore, kombucha kale chips 90's banh mi vibecession dreamcatcher tattooed artisan mixtape biodiesel fanny pack. Jawn crucifix trust fund DSA.","Neutra coloring book ramps lyft kinfolk before they sold out cornhole umami YOLO. Unicorn humblebrag helvetica photo booth gentrify hot chicken. Heirloom poke butcher copper mug before they sold out. Thundercats neutra kinfolk jawn portland.","Banjo pitchfork williamsburg iceland migas live-edge irony knausgaard. Fam pickled keffiyeh bruh narwhal dreamcatcher. Tousled af taxidermy hoodie shoreditch selvage chartreuse irony. Artisan literally woke bespoke echo park, austin chartreuse air plant kickstarter farm-to-table bodega boys cupping master cleanse. Snackwave shaman coloring book, tumblr fam kitsch skateboard echo park kogi. Chartreuse leggings YOLO, blue bottle schlitz keffiyeh green juice four dollar toast hashtag.","Sus brunch paleo jean shorts cornhole ennui lumbersexual beard austin. Selvage pabst woke brunch. Readymade raclette glossier locavore humblebrag raw denim mumblecore YOLO waistcoat yes plz ascot. Artisan chicharrones chia, pitchfork authentic shaman chartreuse fam coloring book vexillologist pickled green juice portland thundercats. Health goth marxism enamel pin yes plz food truck quinoa YOLO photo booth vinyl tofu typewriter la croix messenger bag plaid cliche. Yes plz sus kickstarter keytar, selfies normcore flexitarian edison bulb ugh flannel mixtape letterpress narwhal quinoa."]
{"type":"standard","title":"Anthem (The Clouds song)","displaytitle":"Anthem (The Clouds song)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q97627972","titles":{"canonical":"Anthem_(The_Clouds_song)","normalized":"Anthem (The Clouds song)","display":"Anthem (The Clouds song)"},"pageid":64613330,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bf/Anthem_by_The_Clouds.png","width":319,"height":313},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bf/Anthem_by_The_Clouds.png","width":319,"height":313},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1275914264","tid":"72523827-ebdf-11ef-8038-a675bb8acb36","timestamp":"2025-02-15T20:57:20Z","description":"1992 single by Clouds","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthem_(The_Clouds_song)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthem_(The_Clouds_song)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthem_(The_Clouds_song)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Anthem_(The_Clouds_song)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthem_(The_Clouds_song)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Anthem_(The_Clouds_song)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthem_(The_Clouds_song)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Anthem_(The_Clouds_song)"}},"extract":"\"Anthem\" is a song by Australian rock band Clouds, released in February 1992 as the second and final single from the band's debut studio album, Penny Century (1991). A limited edition came with a bonus VHS featuring four video clips. The single peaked at number 47 on the Australian Singles Chart.","extract_html":"
\"Anthem\" is a song by Australian rock band Clouds, released in February 1992 as the second and final single from the band's debut studio album, Penny Century (1991). A limited edition came with a bonus VHS featuring four video clips. The single peaked at number 47 on the Australian Singles Chart.
"}{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?","punchline":"It just wasn't their type anymore.","id":447}
{"type":"standard","title":"Gottfried Möllenstedt","displaytitle":"Gottfried Möllenstedt","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1304637","titles":{"canonical":"Gottfried_Möllenstedt","normalized":"Gottfried Möllenstedt","display":"Gottfried Möllenstedt"},"pageid":67820458,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/26/Gottfried_M%C3%B6llenstedt.jpg","width":280,"height":373},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/26/Gottfried_M%C3%B6llenstedt.jpg","width":280,"height":373},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1258763717","tid":"8bcb3479-a812-11ef-b394-1fd96e283621","timestamp":"2024-11-21T14:11:48Z","description":"German physicist and professor","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gottfried_M%C3%B6llenstedt","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gottfried_M%C3%B6llenstedt?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gottfried_M%C3%B6llenstedt?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Gottfried_M%C3%B6llenstedt"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gottfried_M%C3%B6llenstedt","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Gott