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Bartolomé Carranza was a Navarrese priest of the Dominican Order, theologian and Archbishop of Toledo. He is notable for having been persecuted by the Spanish Inquisition.\nHe spent much of his later life imprisoned on charges of heresy. He was first denounced in 1530, and imprisoned during 1558–1576.\nThe final judgement found no proof of heresy but secluded him to the Dominican cloister of Santa Maria sopra Minerva where he died seven days later.
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